noharrys:

"You’re not even going to like One Direction anymore in a year" -my mom 3 years ago

joestarplatinum:

nagisasbitch:

you deserve a person who will look at you the way rei looks at nagisa

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dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

emmatsone:

WHO REMEBERS THE FIRST TIME YOU FOUND ONE DIRECTIONS VIDEOS AND YOU STAYED AWAKE JUST WATCHING EVERYSINGLE ONE   THAT WOULD POP UP IN THE RELATED TAB UNTIL THERE WAS NO MORE 

"Hey, don’t cry."

I’m different now.

diggingandfluff:

hope you enjoyed your cosmopolitans on Sunday. Good to meet you. From the @ crew x

I’m going to break my anonymity a teeny bit and admit something. My nightlife job is as a bartender.

This tweet telling the world louis drinks cosmos is SHADE.

While I don’t work in the UK, I’ve worked with many people from all over and there are some slang terms that many bartenders use describe customers to each other without getting in trouble for talking shit.
I wouldn’t say *everyone* uses these, but a lot of people do.

(Please note: drinking these drinks does not mean we bartenders think you are this person, but a rum & coke is still a rum &coke even if she’s drinking a vodka soda, or wine, or whatever.)

Rum & Cokes : trashy, loud, tip badly
Jagerbombs: happy, but messy. Looking to get wasted.
Rye Manhattans: attractive older men who have excellent bar grace while prowling for action.
Beer and shot girl: badass and cute
Long Island ice teas: underage
Cosmo guy: gay

So yeah. They’re pointing out that they think he’s gay.

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on