Zayn and all his mates saw me struggling and ran over. I was persisting because I was like, ‘I’m Dynamo, I’m going to get out of this’. But they came over.”

“I said, ‘You shouldn’t be pushing’, and he went, ‘Nah man, I’ve got to help a Bradford lad out’.

Dynamo the (Bradfordian) magician, on the time Zayn helped him out when his car was stuck in the snow (via Sugarscape)    

thencertainthings:

Hobbies and interests ^

tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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snowsniall:

I guarantee its been too long since you last watched this video

cyrilliart:

"this has gone too far"

Am I talking about Harry’s obsession with bananas or my obsession with drawing it? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lovefatesoulmates:

lovefatesoulmates:

Louis’ new sweater collection is what I’m looking forward to as the weather gets colder tbh

what I really mean is I’m looking forward to sweaters that are too big for him but /just right/ for someone else

modestmgmtofficial:

my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

blastortoise:

bank: your account is at -$5000….

me: |-5000|

me: :)

bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.